The Buy Button

Original reaction system / v1

Button
Clerk

A blank face, one glowing object, and five increasingly unreasonable responses. Every frame is drawn from geometric primitives. The loops contain no captions, footage, celebrities, third-party characters, logos, fonts, or existing meme templates.

A blank-faced figure stands far away while one absurdly long arm stretches across the room to press a glowing chartreuse button.

Cannot Resist

The face stayed neutral. The arm made an executive decision.

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A blank-faced figure inspects a glowing chartreuse button through an oversized magnifying glass.

Button Check

A complete forensic examination of the extremely visible green button.

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A blank-faced figure grows extra arms while repeatedly pressing a glowing chartreuse button.

One More

A medically ordinary number of additional presses.

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A blank-faced figure paces, presses a glowing chartreuse button, and becomes instantly serene.

Decision Made

Several minutes of thought replaced by one excellent second.

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A blank-faced figure leaves, years pass, and the figure returns elderly to find the chartreuse button still glowing.

Still On

Left young. Returned ancient. Infrastructure remained emotionally unavailable.

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